fuck I’m not studying and I’m gonna fail biology this is is I’m actually gonna fail oh my god I’m not ready to fail I don’t fail classes that’s not even right oh god oh god I keep thinking about how I have no chance of doing well on this test and of course that’s terrible motivation to study, because I feel like I’ve already failed the test oh god I have to study why am I on tumblr why do I make bad academic choices why is this happening to me I’m gonna fail oh my god no help I don’t even know how to study anymore I just want to eat 

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via pavloveffect)

Apparently posts like this are sometimes seen to somehow fall under the heading of “Feminism”…I have a problem with that. I don’t see how the belief that men have some sort of a “duty” to defend women could ever give rise to any sort of equality.

Apparently posts like this are sometimes seen to somehow fall under the heading of “Feminism”…I have a problem with that. I don’t see how the belief that men have some sort of a “duty” to defend women could ever give rise to any sort of equality.

Last year I sent this facebook message to Elsie:


(it’s crooked to cover my name)

and then later that day…

this is one of the best thing’s that’s ever happened, ever 

lemonnowandlater:

One year ago on this day, I [creepily] messaged this girl and told her we should become friends.

little did i know the EPIC FRIENDSHIP that would commence.

to celebrate this day, I’m just going to post a bunch of obnoxious inside jokes that have come up over the year

#teamrantsob, #obnoxiously tagging things, sandy, kareesecake, lemonnowandlalala, beluga pod - ask box v. 2.0 and food appreciation, “I’m getting tired so I think ill go to bed early……”, freelance whales concert in may 2011 (wow still bitter), hipster!blaine and homeless!kurt (now that i think about that there isnt really that much of a difference between those), my general reply-whoring, skype dates, mix tapes, awkward youtube videos, and much more. 

wow we sound like a couple.

One year ago, I wanted to ask the girl who wrote the above post to be friends, but I was too shy.  Luckily, she wasn’t.  

If she hadn’t sent me that ask on May 31, 2011, I wouldn’t have any one to rant to about literally everything and anything in my life, I’d still be afraid to text during school, I wouldn’t have fully embraced my love of candy, I wouldn’t think, “oh my GOD this is US” every time I read Little Numbers, I wouldn’t have lots of great hipster music on my iPod, and my life would generally be a lot less awesome.

I’M SO GLAD WE’RE FRIENDS

and we are totally going to meet this summer

yes.

thefirsthorcrux:

House of: Creativity, Intelligence and IndividualityRavenclaw corresponds roughly with the element of air. Possible Zodiac Sign/s: Aquarius (Virgo and Gemini)

thefirsthorcrux:

House of: Creativity, Intelligence and Individuality
Ravenclaw corresponds roughly with the element of air.

Possible Zodiac Sign/s: Aquarius (Virgo and Gemini)

drblaine:

i found that caption i put under a blaine picture once in the dalton tag i am laughing so hard guys i can’t even 

drblaine:

i found that caption i put under a blaine picture once in the dalton tag i am laughing so hard guys i can’t even 

(via peetascookie)

What is it about cold medicine that just makes me feel AWAKE?

  • Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
  • Voldemort: And this is crazy
  • Voldemort: Why are you still alive
  • Voldemort: You stupid baby


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Once upon a time, I was ameliaearhartisalive, but on February 22 I put an end to that nonsense, went back to my old url, and that was that. I still think she's out there, though.

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