genuinely happy with my life right now
“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”
I like to send Mark Zuckerberg messages periodically - you know, to check in, see how he’s doing.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO