genuinely happy with my life right now

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“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” 

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thisisnowanarchive:

I like to send Mark Zuckerberg messages periodically - you know, to check in, see how he’s doing.

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sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

gossipquirrell:

you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO

blaine + being passionate about weirdly specific things

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